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The Pirate Comedy Show Album: A Visit to Grandscale

What happens when Captain J.P. Boyd (legendary pirate) and Molly Mayrose (wenchus interruptus) visit the world's largest event: the Grandscale Renaissance Festival and Fantasy Faire? Come along and find out what happens when they get lost "at the faire" and discover every act is a pirate act!

This concept album features songs such as Where is the Renaissance (in the Festival), The Monotonous Piratey Song, The Ballad of Eileen Bachendoit (Molly's theme) and The Turkey Leg Song -- all of which should have people humming the maddening tunes for days, and continuing the tradition of having people dislike J.P. for his music :-) And, like every festival, it closes with someone singing Health to the Company... only, not this version.

Songs are linked (ala Monty Python "links") to each other with short sound bits inspired by the Pirate Comedy Show stage act.

Quotables (updated 2/27/2005)

It's kinda like Veggie Tales for adults. - Mike N, IA

I just received your CD today and am still snorting Mead on my keyboard. - Capt. Shadrack Adams, WV

Cracked up over the "Where is the Renaissance..." - Larry R, TX

The CD just arrived in the mail. And Julie and I are laughing our heads off. (No, not literally. There's not a decapitated Scott typing this email to you right now...) - Scott L, CA

When I got it from the mailbox, I popped it into the CD player in my car as I drove to my apt., and I had busted out laughing to the intro at least 5 times before I reached my door!  Thanks a million! - Robert M, OK

Thanks Guys! It arrived today and my kids won't let me have it. They love it, but you expect that from Rennies. Unfortunately, my 13 y/o loves the Turkey Leg Song. ... Great work and I hope to see you at some of the fairs we visit. - Sonja, OK

When are you going to cut your hair and get a real job?!? - Mom

CD Track Listings

Visit CD Baby to hear previews of all the songs:

  • Intro
  • Ballad of Eileen Bachendoit
  • Welcome to Grandscale
  • Where is the Renaissance (in the Festival?)
  • The Blackened Pearl
  • Monotonous Piratey Song*
  • William Legoless
  • Food Booth
  • Turkey Leg Song
  • Beth Swallows
  • Dancing Pirates
  • Tourists
  • Patrons are Funny
  • In Line
  • Pirates that Prance
  • Last Huzzah
  • Health to the Company

Pirate Comedy Show Album CD Picture
Words & Music by
Allen Huffman and Lynne Melssen.


Sorry -- we are unable to ship physical CDs at this time.

ONLY $8.95 + $2.00 shipping! ($10.95 total, paid via AtTheFaire.com. Disc will normally be sent out via First Class mail the next day, unless we are not in town to handle orders.)

Items in italics are dialog bits. *After hearing the final version, the song title was updated to be more accurate.

Album Travelog - Places the album has gone so far (updated 8/4/2005):

  1. Amsterdam (!)
  2. Arizona
  3. California
  4. Illinois
  5. Iowa
  6. Kansas
  7. Oklahoma
  8. Michigan
  9. Minnesota
  10. Missouri
  11. Nebraska
  12. New Jersey
  13. New York
  14. North Carolina
  15. North Dakota
  16. Oklahoma
  17. Pennsylvania
  18. Texas
  19. Washington
  20. West Virginia
  21. Wisconsin

Online sales from the U.S.A., Canada, and the U.K. (The top selling song is the Monotonous Piratey Song!)

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